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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
Listen to loud music.
ABOUT ME
Like most humans, I want constant adventure and joy wherever I happen to be. I also love laughing at my own jokes.
I enjoy writing stories, one-liners and love letters.
Once I recover from a minor bout of tendonitis, I'll be training for a Tough Mudder event. I genuinely look forward to running through a canopy of live wires.
I'm 6'3 and no, I'm not good at basketball.
PHILOSOPHY
I'm curious, inquisitive, and always open to new forms of expression. I find my talents in crafting stories, and I'm eager to explore the merits of any artistic medium. I find primal delight in making others laugh, to the point I will risk my physical and emotional well-being to hear you guffaw.
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Thus far, I have surfed across Britain, and it was a glorious experience full of rocky beaches, sunny gardens, air raid shelters, and new friends.
I've always repaid my social debts with amusing anecdotes and parlor tricks. (If you don't retch at the sight of my double-jointed elbows, you win a quarter!) Likewise, I'll gladly help you clean house, pay for groceries, whatever you need.
Interests
Unnecessary surgery, running, canoeing, writing, MUSIC.
I'm eager to practice beekeeping, though I've yet to handle a hive. If you happen to be an apiarist, I'd love to learn anything you're willing to share.
One of my life goals is to busk on a street corner and earn the equivalent of $5 USD.
- writing
- festivals
- running
- movies
- music
- canoeing
- basketball
- beaches
Music, Movies, and Books
Oasis/Noel GallagherElbowBon IverJulian CasablancasDavid BazanLeadbellyThe La'sand on and on and on...
I've recently discovered Alt-J, Jagwar Ma, Earth, and Talk Talk. And if you love the Roy Orbison song 'You Got It', then you are A-OK with me.
I'm a music nerd. Nerd along with me.
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
My short film DINOSAUR made it into the Seattle True Independent Film Festival. Ironic, since I decided to stop making movies two weeks before I received the acceptance email.