YAAAAAAAY, A DESCRIPTION!!!!111

I have a heart of a lion..
and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

Three interesting facts about me:
1) I love cheese, wine, and more cheese
(in this order);
2) my penis is not as long as Subway's footlong;
3) I'm also banned from Subway;

What you really should know: this little guy here just wants to have some fun, either by meeting new people, travelling across the cold countries, making photographs, or even walking around with my dog.

Lately, my life is like that Rihanna's song: work, work, work, and the other part I can't really understand.

If republicans win, I leave.
If democrats win, I leave too.
It has nothing to do with politics, I just want to travel.

May I give you an advice? Don't ever be afraid to shine.
Remember that the sun doesn't give a f@#% if it blinds you.

Let's make more memories and less fantasy.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

YOOHOOOOOOO! TIME FOR A JOKE!!!! BUT IT IS IN SPANISH, LOL!

Un hombre entra al bar. Se sienta en la barra. Durante diez minutos está callado.
Se gira hacia la ventana, y sigue callado durante otros diez minutos. Llama al barman. Le mira a los ojos, el barman le devuelve la mirada. La mirada dura, más o menos, media hora. Le pide un vaso de agua. El barman se lo sirve. El hombre lo mira durante cinco minutos. Apoya la cabeza en la barra, y está así durante veinte minutos. Luego, mete un dedo en el vaso y empieza a remover el agua. El proceso dura una hora.
Después de esto, se levanta, se pone el abrigo y se marcha. Pero al llegar a la puerta se para, se gira y mira al público durante una hora y media. La gente también le mira sin emitir ningún sonido. Por fin, se va.
A lo que el barman dice:
- Tarkovsky es un genio.

Bet you want another one, so here we go:

My psychologist told me to write letters to the people I hate and then burn them.
Now I don't know what to do with all of those letters ):

And another one:
Once I ate a bag of Lays, and now I don't know what to do with all the chips.

Aaaand finally:
Once a wise man told me: "Hey, you!".
And he was right - effectively, it was me.

Interests

WOOOHOOO, MORE USEFUL INFO!

1) income
2) oxygen
3) food
4) water

Besides that, I love to do a lot of fantastic things in my life, but there're two that I'd like to mention apart:
1) not finishing lists..

• dogs
• drones
• tennis
• archery
• film photography
• videogames
• bicycle
• photoshop
• video production

Music, Movies, and Books

Music (right now, as it changes like every now and then): Michael Franti & Spearhead - I'm Alive

Movies: «Patch Adams», «Ten Inch Hero»

BOOKS! AMAZING! LET'S APPLAUSE TO THE PAPER!
Books: «The Little Prince», «Good Omens», «What dreams may come», «The Kingkiller Chronicle»

And bla-bla-bla. But, honestly, I'd prefer to talk about this kind of stuff in person.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Being the first spermatozoid reaching the egg.

The second, but not less important: there was a puzzle with recommended age from 2 to 4 years.
I've done it in 2 months \m/ \m/

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to live a long life: just drink tea for 140 years.

Also, I'd like to keep practising some languages, as I tend to express myself better in writing (even in my native ones), and it would be great to speak on the same level.

P.S. Accordion to scientific studies, 90% of the people do not realize I replaced the beginning of the sentence with an instrument.

What I Can Share with Hosts

God and photographers made a deal: god doesn't do photos, and photographers don't do miracles.
But I can try (:

Countries I’ve Visited

France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Russian Federation

Countries I’ve Lived In

Spain, Ukraine