CURRENT MISSION

Winning the Chubby Bunny world title

ABOUT ME

Mostly, I'm just restless. I grew up and went to college in California. Studied in southwestern France for awhile. Interned in D.C., Dallas, Boston. Now I live in "the dirty" as the true locals say.

I love to read and write and pretend I'm cultured. One time I even went to the opera.

I am a master cook, but only make pasta and pan-fried steak. The pan-fried steak is not especially good.

If you don't like dogs, or pretend to like dogs, I probably won't trust you. I used to have a beagle, one of the only breeds that will literally eat itself to death. His name was Clifford.

I have soft spots in my heart for Bay Area rap and running. These are the only soft spots on my body.

Interests

• dogs
• cooking
• running
• opera

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've spent the night on a nuclear submarine, sat in the back of a small jet plane doing a barrel roll over Mexico, and watched helicopters land on aircraft carriers at midnight on the open ocean.

Countries I’ve Visited

Germany, Italy, Spain, Switzerland

Countries I’ve Lived In

France, United States

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