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Overview
About Me
ABOUT ME
I'm a quite dirty guy. I always leave bathrooms and kitchens in mess, I snore very loud when I sleep and during the night I'm a somnambulist. I'm a very dictator in my flat (and sometimes I dress, especially when I have guests, militar uniforms, just to show my dictatoriship). I stink with the braith and I'm the kind of guy asking all the most private things concerning you, your family, how much you earn, stuff like that. I always try to do my best in stressing people and complicating them life.
PHILOSOPHY
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Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
Agreeing with the "terms and conditions".
COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
Few
Interests
Chocolate, new friends, travels to the moon, sneezing, snoring, weather forecasts
- books
- chocolate
Music, Movies, and Books
Music: easy music, stupid pop, ring of mobiles.
Movies: Frank Capra movies and all the movies with happy ends.
Books: biographies of tv stars
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Nothing
Teach, Learn, Share
I can teach how to make "scarpetta" in the plate where you ate pasta. Also I can teach you how to put the hand in front of the mouth while you are yawning.
I would like to learn to build a spaceship.
I want to share all my passwords
What I Can Share with Hosts
My socks to put in your washing machine (40 degrees, thanks).
Countries I’ve Visited
Albania, Austria
Countries I’ve Lived In
Italy