CURRENT MISSION

Hoarding Karma & Kicking Asses

ABOUT ME

You'll love me. But you will soon discover you're not good enough. This is how you will learn to be happy with just a little consideration and a cranky couch.

PHILOSOPHY

A major reason why so many people still overlook the implications of my complex interweaving of traditional binary motifs into an aporetic logic that surpasses it is the fact that many scholars do not read my texts thoroughly and patiently, easily opting for one of the abundant, but mostly misleading, commentaries on my work.

So let's make things clear: You suck. I rock.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I make your life worth living.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

People usually insist on offering me all their belongings and retreating for a quiet monastic life after surfing my couch. I am a wealthy man.

Interests

Paradigms. Oxymorons. Patriarchdom. Firnification. Nonadornment. Embiopterae. Methylcatechol. Hyperdelicacy. Diffusibleness. Hypohypophysism.
Anything that's difficult to use in a sentence, really.

• surfing
• logic

Music, Movies, and Books

I invented the Press. And the Kino. And the Keytar.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I used to be a world-famous artist before deciding to give everything up and make myself presumed dead.
I have lived in a tribe of Frenchmen, who taught me how to make love like a god.
I have deforested a third of the Amazonian rainforest with a flipknife.
I extinguished the dinosaurs. Sorry about that kids. I keep a specimen of Ankylodon I sometimes use to put nails in walls.
I planned to bridge eastern USSR to Alaska during the Cold War, for the fun of it. Had to cancel for administrative reasons.
I've solved a Rubik's Cube in 1'41". Without touching it.

Teach, Learn, Share

I'm like a phrasebook. I teach you fun yet useless shit. Expect to learn about antique Greece microeconomics, digital sheep-herding, abstract neologismatics, alternate-paced flickering and mushroom-throwing. It'll be fun.

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