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I attended Fort Lauderdale Meet-Ups until Lockdown
(Thursday Mix and Mingle)
The Following Is Photo Of A Typical Fort Lauderdale Thursday Night 2017

Marcos The Ambassador Is In The Back With His Arms Spread
Someone has a Parrot
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I am interested in visiting our 51st state, our new territory: Greenland
and our newly regained territory: The Canal Zone,

I've been to Meet-Ups in:
Lisbon
Hamburg
Milan
Rome
London

... and a partridge in a pear tree.

When I was born the doctors didn't say "It's a boy"... they actually said, "It Is Him!".

I lived in several countries...

I became an Agent for Global Change in my late teens.

And involved in International Classified Operations and Espionage...
upon promotion to First Lieutenant.

Considered for Special Forces Training over 25 times; And an Army Major Pass-over.

Was a gunrunner in South America, a software engineer in Cambridge, and a yacht builder in my backyard.

My IQ is way above room temperature.

I have been hired, promoted, outsourced, and fired during a single fiscal year.

On every continent of the world there is a sandwich named after me.

I can prepare a 5-course meal with one spoon and a toaster oven.
When I cook nothing tastes like chicken... not even chicken!

I'll cook OR clean up, but not both.

I rarely sleep; when I sleep I do it sitting down.

Laws of physics do not apply to me.

I constantly employ euphemisms; however, I am not politically correct.

I am a private citizen, but I receive fan mail.

Wherever I go, a crowd follows me.

Wherever I dine, a crowd eventually sits with me.

I drive fast with precision and walk slowly with care.

When I go to Rome, They do like I do.

Never solved the Rubik's Cube.

I am always on time... but don't always arrive at the right place.

I discovered the meaning of life some years ago... but forgot to write it down.

My business card simply states, "I will call you".

I made my first million by 12. I'll make my next million in a week.

God first. Money second. Humanity always.

In life every problem has a solution,
when your solution doesn't work you can call me;

Even my enemies have me as their emergency contact.
In fact, I once visited a Psychic... to warn HER.

Don't try to Google my name. Google will refuse to search me:
You don't find me: I find you. The entire Internet stops when I type "brb".

I rarely yell.
I watch the sunset every day.
If I am late, it waits for me.

I never get sick, never get stoned, never get depressed. I am happy every day.

I quit throwing out things years ago.

I am fluent in Franglais, Spanglish, Portuñol, and Pig Latin.

My DNA results revealed that I am descended from Somerled of Argyll, Viking Warriors of Normandy, Wings of The Mongol Horde, and The House of David.

My motto... from a Chinese fortune cookie...

"He travels the fastest who travels alone!"

Remember... Keep Your Eyes To The Skies!!!

Carpe Diem!

Excelsior!

Peace.

Interests

Fellowship With Intrepid Travelers

such as... Drew Binsky and Jonathan Legg

• cats
• books
• music
• guitar
• violin
• backpacking
• catholic
• boxing
• archery
• archeology
• history
• languages
• mathematics
• cultures
• spirituality
• film
• harp
• weightlifting
• military
• judo
• cathedrals
• banjo
• parrots
• new orleans
• car restoration
• war history
• american history
• western history
• health and fitness
• american culture
• architecure
• god and country
• american heritage
• black powder gun
• busting terrorists

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Stood one foot away from a slow-moving lava flow

and continually poked it with a stick.

Countries I’ve Visited

Andorra, Antarctica, Antigua and Barbuda, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bangladesh, Belgium, Belize, Bolivia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Cayman Islands, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Côte d'Ivoire, Democratic Republic of Congo, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, El Salvador, England, Estonia, Ethiopia, Finland, France, Germany, Ghana, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guam, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kazakhstan, Kenya, Latvia, Lebanon, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macao, Madagascar, Mali, Malta, Marshall Islands, Martinique, Mauritania, Mexico, Monaco, Mongolia, Morocco, Myanmar, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Northern Ireland, Norway, Pakistan, Palestine, Panama, Papua New Guinea, Paraguay, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Puerto Rico, Romania, Russian Federation, San Marino, Scotland, Senegal, Slovenia, South Africa, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Syrian Arab Republic, Taiwan, Tajikistan, Tanzania, Thailand, Tunisia, Turkey, Uruguay, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu, Vatican City State, Venezuela, Wales, Yemen, Zimbabwe

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada, Italy, Syrian Arab Republic