CURRENT MISSION

live

ABOUT ME

just myself.
bad at checking the mail. even worse at any sort of paper work. contrarian. super ugly face and bod. prone to delusion. love cussing and tickle fights. piss in the front yard alot. miss zucchini bread, where'd it go? fuck politicians. kill trees and fish for a living. still listen to the radio. collect dust. drive like an asshole. smoke&drink. sagitariuos! love germs. and tools. mess with rope. think about getting into fashion design. friends range from spiritual poetic earth nymphs to methed out alley mechanical genius.
have a pinata collection. regularly break or lose phones. dont like killing bugs. call the police when i see people who look like me. pretend im hadicapped to get out of trouble. eat annoying children. and i have bad hearing as well as nose hair. read email and news in the toliet. miss place essentials and blame spirits. posses dimples&freckles. fancy shiny or rusty objects. watch cartoons for sleep...things are getting too casual
SURFERS-
reply rate is inaccurate due to preference of phone over email ♡ 2 TIPS FOR SURFING WITH ME, TRY AND REQUEST NO EARLIER THAN 3 DAYS BEFORE ARRIVAL AND LEAVE YOUR PHONE # IF YOU HAVE ONE.also i have a dog and not interested in any preachy bullshitters, i will make fun of you until i need sleep, seriously

HOSTS-
THIS IS NOT HOOK-UPS.ORG sometimes people click and end up having sexy time and thats super cool, but if thats your whole intent, YOU DON'T GET WHAT C.S. IS ABOUT! don't make up reasons not to host, be honest and say "your ugly and a guy" or "i don't want anyone over tonight" or "you look like a fucking insane homeless person" etc. i know 90% of the people who respond are not "out of town tonight", sometimes its true but come on i have heard it from way too many to believe that it's possible no ones around your awesome town when i happen to be there.

PHILOSOPHY

look ever closer. all rules have exceptions, including this
my favorite animals=pelicans, octopi, bactrians (2 humps)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

getting to know other folks.. and slowly learning to take that which i perceive as positive and apply it

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

GREAT WHEN I HOST.
having a dick is always cool, except when your looking for a place on cs!

Interests

hiking, talking, laughing, rivers, mountains, people, ideas, travel, love, camping, boats, trees, animals, history, plants, furniture, physical labor, get rich quick schemes, music, books, adventures, fishing etcetra

• animals
• dogs
• fish
• books
• design
• fashion
• make up
• drinking
• news
• cartoons
• traveling
• music
• fishing
• hiking
• camping
• surfing
• emergency services
• history
• rivers
• mountains

Music, Movies, and Books

yes

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

life

Teach, Learn, Share

yes. i agree. we should.

Countries I’ve Visited

Bulgaria, Egypt, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Mexico, Turkey, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States