CURRENT MISSION

Fun Police: bring your grandparents, so i can charm them.

ABOUT ME

Since coming back to Australia a couple of years ago I have worked as a carer in a nursing home and love it. Now i am working in a new role as a rec officer - forcing old people to laugh and have fun and enjoy my razor sharp wit (fun police).

I have travelled myself a fair bit and have accepted so much from so many strangers and would like to pass it on now i am employed!

i have a very dry/dark/sarcastic humour so if you are easily offended please come over and help create a real awkward atmosphere. i also love puns so if you hate bad jokes don't come around because i get emotional when people do not laugh at my jokes

PHILOSOPHY

http://www.nihilists.net/olympics.html

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

by spreading puns all throughout the world

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

i have hosted a number of guests over the last year

Interests

puns and terrible, terrible jokes in general. but mainly puns. here is one that i made up during my long tenure stacking fruit at a supermarket (most of my jokes are fruit related)
What is green, juicy, sweet and really incredibly super long?
The grape wall of china!
oh harrrrdy harr harrr. geddit?

i also have been know to enjoy listening to funk music and electronica really loudly, football (soccer), wwoofing, hitch-hiking, camping, being poor, not being poor, cycling, taking pictures of sexy bicycles and recreational beard growing.

• music
• cycling
• hiking
• camping
• soccer
• olympics
• emergency services
• nursing
• hitchhiking

Music, Movies, and Books

air, neil young, oliver huntemann, goldfrapp, caribou, moderat, henry saiz apparat, nicholas jaar, john tejada, george clinton & parliament funkadelic

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

seeing my friend demonstrate his uni-cycling abilities for the guards on the slovenian/croatian border. I have no doubt it was some kind of quasi-bribe

Teach, Learn, Share

i can easily share my job. you can come in and hang out with heaps of old people for hours on end...and not get paid!

Countries I’ve Visited

Australia, Austria, Croatia, France, Germany, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Netherlands, Portugal, South Korea, Spain, Thailand, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

Australia, Croatia, Portugal, United Kingdom

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