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Overview

  • 3 references 1 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in German, Swiss German; learning English, French, Latin
  • 34, Male
  • Member since 2011
  • All glory to the Hypno-Toad
  • No need - I am Andi
  • From Thun/Bern
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

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ABOUT ME

Hy. I am Andi. The most important thing you need to now is that I am cool. Why am I cool? Because "cool" is spelt with the same numbers of letters as "Andi": 4. 4 is cool.
So now you know everything about me. When we meet you will notice immediately that I am better than every living being in the world. I am even better than you. But it is ok, you do not have to be ashamed of it. Try to enjoy seeing such a cool person in front of you.
I live in Basel. Basel is a cool city, as I am. Basel is cool because I live here. Would I not live here, Basel was not that cool than it is now. I also got tattoos. Why? Because tattoos are cool and I am cool. Only the strong people got tattoos - and I am the strongest. So that is why I got the coolest tattoos.
Sometimes it is really hard to be the coolest person in the world. But I do not cry about it. Why? Because I am a really tough guy. And that is why I never cry.
I study magic at university Hogwarts. Why? Because I am super smart. I belong to the upper class - I am the highest in the upper class. That is why my blood is blue. Blue is my favourite color. Why? Because it is cool. Why? Because it is spelt with 4 letters. As I am - Andi. That is why I am so cool. And that is why I am letting you know that I am a student. So you know, that I am very smart. Smarter than anyone, because I am a student.

I am totally not vain. Why? Because it is totally uncool.

PHILOSOPHY

This is SPARTAAA(!)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

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COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

This is SPARTAAA(!)

Interests

1. Andi!
2. Yo Mamma!
3....

  • coloring
  • tattoos
  • vegan
  • magic

Music, Movies, and Books

Music: All that rocks...or me, Andi, singing in the shower...and a lot more

Books: All that rocks...

Movies: Ancient Greek & Roman stuff, Futurama...the video of my (Andis) birth - the most epic thing ever made a film about...

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Done: won a hardcore-rallye against a lot of sperms. Of course I am the winner - I am Andi

Seen: My face in the mirror (every morning!)

Teach, Learn, Share

Teach: Andi

Learn: I don't have to learn - I am a student, I already know everything.

Share: toilet paper

What I Can Share with Hosts

Toilet Paper, toothbrush...

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Ireland, Italy, Malta, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Sweden, United Kingdom

Countries I’ve Lived In

Austria, Switzerland

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