CURRENT MISSION

To eat 4 sandwiches.

ABOUT ME

My job was inside of a cardboard box at a café back in my hometown, I worked & saved & worked for my Eastern-Europe trip of discovering my inner douche-bag. I do a lot of garbage poetry & drawing & have a huge paper-bag collection. My last adventure trip journey voyage from Australiastan was to Africa. I went to places like Liberia & Northern Moonistan. I now spend my time eating raw plastic lemons & reading novels of mystery & sparkling wonderment, a real tale of faux-science & voiceless questions. You will now find me hiding in a bunker in Albania. Please send me cans of meat.

PHILOSOPHY

I live my life because I chose to become alive. Dreams are like tables, they can have things on top of them & cats sometimes sleep underneath them, but never will you want one in your house.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

By being a member and participating. Also bringing awareness to the importance of breathing.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

In all seriousness, Couchsurfing has made my travel experiences unforgettable, the memories I’ve made through the years of using Couchsurfing are THE highlight of any of my adventures. To be able to meet people & see a part of a country you might not normally be able to see is very special to me. Plus I once found a small baseball cap inside of a bunker near Përmet.

Interests

Cats.

• cats
• fish
• reading
• drawing
• music
• history

Music, Movies, and Books

I like movies about things. Music with sound is really great too. I keep a well balanced diet of Captain Beefheart, Scratch Acid, Geto Boys & a few hits of Brainbombs to calm down. I love anything released by Amphetamine Reptile Records, Beck... Oh & the Insane Clown Posse.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I once walked outside & saw a tree!

Teach, Learn, Share

School is place where learning happens, you can learn a lot about the history there. Mathematics, I think that was the name of a superhero from 2003, he saved New York City from a mean bus driver who didn’t obey the state’s road laws.

What I Can Share with Hosts

I usually carry a jar of mustard with me when I am traveling, so you can have some of that.

Countries I’ve Visited

Albania, Armenia, Belarus, Benin, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Burkina Faso, Cabo Verde, Côte d'Ivoire, Djibouti, Dominican Republic, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Haiti, Kazakhstan, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, Latvia, Liberia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Mauritania, Moldova, Montenegro, Morocco, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Senegal, Sierra Leone, Somalia, Tajikistan, Togo, Turkmenistan, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Western Sahara

Countries I’ve Lived In

Albania, Estonia