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Overview

  • 24 references 2 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English, Hebrew (modern); learning Russian, Yiddish
  • 59, Male
  • Member since 2008
  • Real Estate Wholesaler and creative financier.
  • I have never let my schooling interfere with my Education...
  • From Israel
  • Profile 95% complete

About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Do what I want, when I want, where I want, with whom I want and as much as I want.

ABOUT ME

Little about me:
I am not 6' 6" tall. I do not have ripped abdominal muscles and my veins do not pop out of my biceps when I flex. I do not have wavy brown hair that falls in front of my eyes. I do not own 20 vintage T-shirts with all the right rips and tears. I do not have a trust fund from my family's real estate fortune. I do not own a loft with 20' tall floor to ceiling windows in Soho, Tribeca, or Williamsburg. I do not own any article of clothing that cost more than $300. I do not buy bottles of Hennessy or Courvoisier for my table at Plaid on Thursday nights. I do not play in a rock and roll band that your friends back home have heard of. I do not vacation in the Hampton's, the South of France, or in Aspen. I do not appear regularly in the gossip columns of NYC papers. I do not date only models, super or otherwise. I do not feel equally at home at the MET and at a dive bar. I do not have expensive German car that I keep in a garage for the occasional road trip. I do not own the right pair of shoes. I do not have a membership to Soho House. I do not have even the foggiest notion of how to ride a polo pony. I do not fly first class. I do not have any best-selling books or memoirs published to my name. I do not have the time during my day to write a book in any case. I do not have anyone you've ever seen on MTV programmed into my phone. I do not believe I have ever been in the same room with Paris Hilton, Anna Wintour, or P Diddy. I do not believe I would recognize any of them on sight anyway. I do not have a recreational cocaine or heroin habit. I do not have the names of three Swiss rehab clinics at my fingertips. I do not have the numbers of any major magazine publisher, or their assistants, on speed dial. I do not get phone calls every friday night telling me that I am a plus one on the guest list. I do not dine on a regular, or even irregular basis at Union Square Cafe, Gramercy Tavern, or Nobu. I do not live a life of leisure.

I am, in fact, quite average!

PHILOSOPHY

How soon 'not now' becomes 'never'

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I enjoy to host and get to know new people from different countries, backgrounds and cultures...
my main goal is: opportunity to open the door to mix social classes, ethnicity's, genders, religion and ages with no discrimination and Share the passion about travel and cultural exchange.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

1)July/5/08 Hosted JULIE MECKLER from France.
2)July/5/08 Hosted Catherine from United Kingdom.
3)July/5/08 Hosted Michelle McGuire from Leitrim.
4)July/5/08 Hosted Viktor Sanden Espedal from Norway.
5)August/10/08 Hosted SassyAustinRedhead Austin TX
6)August/11/08 Hosted Michael Martin CT
7)August/30/08 Hosted JULIE MECKLER from France.
8)August/31/08 Hosted Noelle Scotet from France.
9)Sept/01/08 Hosted Mark from USA

Interests

I love arts, concerts, theater, sports, outdoors, deep stimulating conversations, poems, and nature.

  • cats
  • dogs
  • arts
  • books
  • poetry
  • theater
  • concerts
  • dining
  • running
  • walking
  • flying
  • clothing
  • traveling
  • music
  • outdoor activities
  • sports
  • religion

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Don't be afraid to be amazing.

Teach, Learn, Share

let's give honesty a fair try!
I am a loser, lazy, slovenly, balding, overweight, ill smelling, grotesque slug of a man. I've got more chins than fingers, more fingers than teeth, more teeth then hair and more belly than jabba the hutt. uncultured, foul mouthed, unmotivated, uncaring, and ignorant are all adjectives insufficient by many orders of magnitude to describe me accurately. I hate everyone and everything and specially myself. I smoke four packs of unfiltered menthol cigarettes a day in designated non-smoking areas and blow smoke in other people's faces just to see their reaction. when I'm walking down the street, I stop suddenly for no reason so the people behind me run into the folds of lard that is my fat ass, When I'm stuck in traffic, I lay on the horn until the battery dies. My idea of women's rights hasn't changed since the 20's, I hate dogs and cats unless they're medium rare. When god made me in an act of unprecedented vengeance against humanity, he first asked himself what he could unleash upon mankind that was worse than rap music and Tampa Bay and I was the unholy result. I am mean, selfish, crazy, vain, and just fucking nuts, I am psychologically incapable of understanding the word "No". I do not have my own mode of transportation. I expect you to pick me up and drive me everywhere, including dates that I can't afford and take me to my drug dealer at 1:30 in the morning.

I believe I am a good person and I am simply looking for friends who can overlook my imperfections. if that is you, hit me up. I guarantee to rock your world.

"In the right light, at the right time and at the right place, everybody is extraordinary". ~Aaron Rose~

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Aruba, Belarus, Belgium, Bermuda, Canada, China, Cyprus, France, Greece, Italy, Latvia, Lebanon, Netherlands, Palestine, Puerto Rico, Russian Federation, Singapore, South Africa, Spain, Swaziland, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Uzbekistan

Countries I’ve Lived In

Israel, Russian Federation, Ukraine, United States

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