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Overview
About Me
CURRENT MISSION
people, please note, I do not live in Mostar, I live in Ljubuški, which is 35 km away from it, I might be able to host you but it depends on all sorts of my time stuff
ABOUT ME
Living in a country that makes the perfect example to the theory of "idiocracy" kinda makes that idiot out of you.
PHILOSOPHY
A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.
If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold.
If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up.
Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, the other a doom & gloom pessimist.
Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable toy and game.
The optimist's room he loaded with horse shit.
That night the father passed by the pessimist's room and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.
"Why are you crying?" the father asked.
"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read all these instructions before I can do anything with this stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will eventually get broken," answered the pessimist twin.
Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him dancing for joy in the pile of shit. "What are you so happy about?" he asked.
To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Why I’m on Couchsurfing
HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING
Since I just joined in on the community, I hosted a nice number of people, and probably gonna have some more ;)
COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE
I have been hosted by Robert in Dover, Manu and Jay in Paris, Lidia in Arras, Jamaarinho in Brussels, Jony in Arnhem, Renate in Berlin
All wonderful people, hope they will come my way some day or that we meet again in another place
Interests
I'm not into cars and fashion. And probably something else I can't think of right now, but everything else is probably in some manner interesting to me.
- glupiranje
- manglupiranje
- nerad
- teški nerad
Music, Movies, and Books
"The good, the bad and the ugly" I consider to be best movie I ever seen, and probably ever will
From music I listen mostly rock with touches of metal, punk and similar stuff, but can go with mostly everything if it's good
Books I really rarely read, but I like adventure and fantasy types
One Amazing Thing I’ve Done
Traveled the Panama Channel. Got sunburns from standing and watching all around all the time. And I was suppose to work at that time :D
Traveled South America in month and a half
Traveled from London back home via all available transport options in 32 days.
Route was: London - Dover - Calais - Paris - Arras - Brugge - Brussels - Amsterdam - Arnhem - Bonn (+ a village next to it for few days) - Berlin - Prag - Trnava - Bratislava - Budapest - Zagreb - Banja Luka
Thank you all the wonderful people
Teach, Learn, Share
I can teach you the philosophy of living in ex-Yugoslavia or how to be stupid without any real necessity :D
Countries I’ve Visited
Austria, Bahamas, Belgium, Bolivia, Brazil, Cayman Islands, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Czech Republic, Ecuador, England, France, Germany, Hungary, Jamaica, Mexico, Netherlands, Paraguay, Peru, Serbia, Slovakia, Spain, United States
Countries I’ve Lived In
Bosnia and Herzegovina