CURRENT MISSION

To make somebody happy or at least smiling

ABOUT ME

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Due to personal reasons I cannot host now, I am sorry. Only super urgent cases and my friends please

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I am a good and sometimes even smart person. Sometimes.

I have no enemies at this planet.

I eat lambs. Sometimes I eat people. I eat onion. I eat garlic. I eat cheese. I eat fish. I drink water. I smoke. I drink. I breathe. I smoke. I drink. I smoke cigarettes too. Yeah, I mentioned that I am smart sometimes, but not this time :))

Ah, almost forgot the main thing - I am not a fu*king bunnies killer. I am fu*king gentle! Haha

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I cannot predict my life and I hate planning. And I don't want to promise smth that I cannot do. So please, send me requests not more than 2 weeks in advance. 2 weeks is already very long period for me, so better 1 week :)

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If you need just to sleep at my couch, it is not a good idea :) I like to help people, but this is not free accommodation service. House is not a motel. I hope to spend some time with my guests - walk, share the stories, do something together. "Guest" is better word then "surfer" :)) Fuck the surfers who just want to save money. And welcome, my guests!

PHILOSOPHY

Everybody is fu*king amazing, except those fu*king assholes.
Everybody must smile. Smiles is the only way to save human race!

Everybody is better than I in something. And I am better than all of you in something. So we all are a great team, but let's play carefully because we can destroy the playing field

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Hosting: I like to host people. I don't only help you when I help you, I also help me by helping you. I don't want to explain why. Maybe I am cannibal :))

Surfing: well, it's not my goal, hostels are ok for me. I use CS mostly because of sharing experience with new people. I surfed many times but not through this site, I did it through real world connections.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I was lucky to get only good and few times amazing experience. And... People are strange when you are stranger. But if you reveal your real face, they open their soul for you too :))

Interests

To be very busy by doing nothing, playing sooo primitive music, reading, seeing secret and weird places, meeting funny people, photography, cooking, geography and bla-bla-bla. Also, having no interests

• fish
• photography
• cooking
• cheese
• drinking
• flowers
• reading
• music
• fishing
• surfing
• geography

Music, Movies, and Books

Films of Kitano, Jarmush, Kaurismiaki, Coen Br, Scorcese, Kusturitsa, Muratova etc

Music: Love, Can, Os Mutantes, Gilberto Gil, Jefferson Airplaine, Nick Drake, Iggy & The Stooges, Ali Farka Toure, Amon Tobin, Association, Pink Floyd, The Seeds, Sasha Bashlachev, Razniye Lyudi, Tinariwen, Sufi music, Armenian, Arabic, Afro folk etc

Books: that green one, yeah definitely it's my favourite

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

- foxy lady piloting a plane
- MDMA feelings without licking crystals
- real acid trip WITHOUT taking any drugs
- endorphine syndrom
- amazingly beautiful lotus flower

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you hmmmm... for example, to cook something that is new to you. And that's the only good thing I can teach, everything else is bad

Countries I’ve Visited

Bangladesh, Cambodia, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Italy, Laos, Montenegro, Myanmar, Nepal, Poland, Romania, Russian Federation, Serbia, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, Uganda

Countries I’ve Lived In

Czech Republic, Italy, Nepal, Spain, Switzerland, Thailand, Ukraine