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Overview

  • 50 references 27 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in Italian; learning Chinese, English, Norwegian
  • 38, Female
  • Member since 2009
  • Singing in the streets.
  • I can teach Queen Elisabeth how to have a tea.
  • From Martina Franca, Italy
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

to survive.

ABOUT ME

A gang of bank robbers took her hostage. The cops gave chase. They got away... but she caused a crash. When she came to, she had lost her memory. An ex-con picked her up, mistook her for a fugitive, and shipped her to Istanbul. There she met some Afghan raiders who took her to steal some Russian warheads. But their truck hit a mine in Tajikistan. She survived, took to the hills, and became a Mujaheddin. So she will eat borscht all her life in a hat like a tea cozy.

They say about her:
"You are a misanderstood genius" (Laozi)

"With straight hair you almost look like a serious person" (Isabe)

"I think you are in a Truman show" (Jennifer)

"Whenever you say somebody is "kind of weird" I get scared" (Gdg)

"You are the bravest girl I know but Erin Brockovich... well, not that I met Erin Brockovich" (Ele)

"Being so small, you really know how to step on somebody's foot" (Claude)

PHILOSOPHY

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge".

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Smoking in a good company watching animal documentaries on a huge plasma television.
Falling asleep while some musicians in a bohemian theatre are playing jazz -and reading estonian theater plays.
Getting lost in woods.
Taking part in Swedish erasmus atmosphere.
Partying in a attic, eventually waking up the grandmother and scaring her to death.
Asking CS to take her to the hospital because her ear hurts like hell.
Making plans about renting a yacht.
Whatever.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

Hauska tutustua.

Interests

Dreams, paintings, books, cinema, food, stories.

  • animals
  • books
  • theater
  • documentaries
  • dining
  • partying
  • yachting
  • movies
  • reading
  • jazz
  • study abroad
  • mountains

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I climbed The Great Wall of China.
I jumped in the Artic Ocean with -20 °.
I threw a letter in a bottle in Venice's lagoon and it had arrived to the right address.
I wore sneakers during January in Helsinki. Often.
I have not cooked pasta for years.

Countries I’ve Visited

Argentina, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Cambodia, Chile, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Hungary, Iran, Ireland, Laos, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Mongolia, Myanmar, Poland, Portugal, Russian Federation, San Marino, Serbia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Thailand, United Kingdom, Viet Nam

Countries I’ve Lived In

China, Finland, Italy

Old School Badges

  • 2 Vouches
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