Crazy old cat-man 😂

Por qué estoy en Couchsurfing

- Age 30+
- no hitchhikers please
- I am not a hotel, if you're going to come, leave your luggage and immediately go out, look elsewhere
- daddy's spoiled little princesses who confirm with multiple hosts and then go choose the most comfortable apartment, look elsewhere, I have no time for fake couchsurfers, snobs and poseurs, go to a hotel ffs!
- I don't let anyone stay in when I need to go out, so if I'm working it's usually around 7am that I leave
- girls, please refrain from hanging your dirty panties around the apartment
and finally
- it's crazy that I even have to point this out - please do not confuse my kindness for flirting! I mention this because there are indeed some weirdos out there who actually do think like that

I work as a tourist guide so if I manage to find time to show you around please be so kind and appreciate it

Oh, and I don't really go out anymore, haven't in ages, so couchsurfing is a great way to still stay connected to people and not become a hermit :D :D

And yes, I live with a super-friendly 15 old mini panther called Rory.

NB people from "israel" - please don't even bother asking, you're not welcome, for obvious reasons

Intereses

Languages, sunshine, sea, cats....

Música, películas y libros

Placebo, The Clash, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Bach, Pixies, Mano Negra/Manu Chao, Thievery Corporation, Los Fabulosos Cadillacs, tango, flamenco etc. etc.

My favourite movie is Mediterraneo (1991) and right now I'm trying to find a host in Kaş and go visit Kastelorizo island where that beautiful movie was filmed. It inspired me for 23 years to come live by the Mediterranean sea, and here I am, finally 😊

Algo increíble que he hecho

I once whistled to a bat and it landed on my hand!
Also, I hand/foot/mouth-fed a bunch of fish in the sea as you can see in my photos! That hapenned on the most beautiful, peaceful and magical island in the Med - Mljet, Croatia 💚🩵💚

Enseña, aprende, comparte

I can help with languages, English, Italian and of course Bosnian

Qué puedo ofrecer a los anfitriones

Stories and an open heart for friendship

Países que he visitado

Australia, Austria, Egypt, France, Germany, Greece, Iran, Italy, Netherlands, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom

Países en los que he vivido

Bosnia and Herzegovina, Netherlands, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom