**Stays are only available on weekends**
**Weekdays are a no go**
**One night per stay**
**Max of 2 people per stay**

BEWARE
**Overflowing with Sarcasm and Sass**

Welcome to the Futon Inn! My name is Caleb and my roommate is Hector! We both attend the University of Texas at Austin. He's straight and I'm gay. We are both Government Majors here at UTexas and are from south east Texas. We usually spend the weekend nights on the back porch with our neighbors! Whom are also Couch Surfers (Kailey). If we aren't there we are at the movies or at Oil Can Harry's Downtown on 4th Street.

**We have a cat!

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

Because... I feel like it.. What other reason do I need?! Like damn! My fingers are hurting from typing so much!

Interests

Interests Include (but are not limited to):

Music
Movies
Oil Can Harry's
Vodka
Glasses (they help us see)
Shorts
BIC Lighters
RuPaul's Drag Race
Dr. Who
Nice People
Chill People
Non-Bigoted People
Possibly You??

• cats
• drinking
• movies
• music

Music, Movies, and Books

Jon Bellion
Shania Twain
The Great Gatsby
Brave New World
Fahrenheit 451
Comic Books (Hector made me put that)
Amy Winehouse
Paris is Burning
RuPaul
The Wizard of Oz

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Me and Hector ('nuf said)

But if you want to know more.. I find it really amazing to meet new people and learn from others experiences. It's always fun when we have the chance to meet new people and offer our home to others. We enjoy intelligent conversation and kind people.

I ain't about any of them creepers 'tho!

Teach, Learn, Share

"Do onto others as you'd have them do onto you"

"Be Nice, Be Happy, and Smile!" -My Grandmother

What I Can Share with Hosts

Shelter (From the Terrible Austin Snow)
Sassy Bitches (Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch?!)
A Futon (To sleep on)
Amazing Conversation (To remember forever!!)
Homemade Dinner (on occasion)
An Awesome Lazy Cat (Atlas is his name)
Really Good Music
Water (In case you don't drink alcohol.)
A Futon
Electricity (to charge your electronic stuff)
Jon Bellion
A Bathtub/Shower (nobody needs to stink tho...)
Oh and A Futon!!

By the way did I mention a Futon?!

Countries I’ve Visited

Aruba, England, France, Mexico, Scotland

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States