CURRENT MISSION

I am an international spy, so beware of me....

ABOUT ME

Interests and Occupations include but are not limited to: Bail Bonds, Oil Wells, Land Deals, Insurance, Used Cars, Whiskey, Moonshine, Savings & Loan, Racing Forms, Bounty Hunter, Men Interviewed, Tigers Tamed, Dogs Trained, Birds Smuggled, Estate Sales, Repossessions, Timeshares, Espionage, Babysitting, Children's Parties, Artwork Stolen, Riches Plundered, Banks Guarded, Diamonds Cut, Treasure Looted, Money Squandered, Locks Picked, Safes Cracked, Bars Emptied, Cars Crashed, Riots Provoked, Revolutions Started, Insurrections Plotted, Uprisings Quelled, Rebellions Subdued, Wars Fought & Won, Dictators Deposed and Governments Run

PHILOSOPHY

I have no time for reflection, I am too busy living life in the moment.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

I have a cool couch, I have a cooler cat and I get jealous when he chooses couchsurfers over his mamacita.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I love having couchsurfers...its like being on vacation in your home.

Interests

Someone once told me I was a Renaissance woman, another friend corrected her and sad that I wasn't a Renaissance woman, I didn't know a little bit about everything, I know a lot about everthing, and it is so true.

Also, I am insanely obsessed with physical geography, and penguins too.

• cats
• dogs
• birds
• running
• partying
• traveling
• cars
• hunting
• geography

Music, Movies, and Books

Everything Steinbeck, The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass. Bill Bryson is the quintessential travel writer and should not be missed! The History of Salt is the best book I've read in the past year.

I am engaged to George Clooney. He doesn't know it so please don't reveal my secret.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Just got back from a whirlwind National Park tour!!! Three weeks, never slept in the same town twice. 8000 miles later and I am home hosting my hitchhikers I met on the Redwood Highway in 108 degree heat. They are sleeping with my cats now, and I am jealous.

Teach, Learn, Share

I have great knowledge on how to travel inexpensively.

Countries I’ve Visited

Costa Rica, Mexico, Puerto Rico, United Kingdom, United States, Virgin Islands, U.S.

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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