CURRENT MISSION

Learning the alphabet.

ABOUT ME

My eyes are green, because I eat a lot of vegetables. I'm up/down for anything. I use the phrase "that's my middle name" far too often. I've been offered a job because of my smile, and taken it. I eat watermelon on my porch railing and have seed spitting contests. At least once a day I'm upside-down. There is a star map of Cassiopeia on my left arm. I dare you to find a better cloud shape than me. I just had deja vu.

PHILOSOPHY

Chan chu Cyborg, Mai Pen Rai.

Interests

The bizarre and bogus, unexpected adventures, twirling.

• festivals

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Lines of lanterns floating into the night sky during the Loi Krathong festival. Phrao, Thailand 2008.

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to make dandelion headbands.

Countries I’ve Visited

Austria, Bulgaria, Cambodia, Canada, Costa Rica, Croatia, Egypt, El Salvador, France, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Hungary, India, Israel, Italy, Jordan, Kenya, Laos, Mexico, Myanmar, Peru, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Tanzania, Turkey, Turks and Caicos Islands, United Arab Emirates

Countries I’ve Lived In

Czech Republic, Thailand, United States

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