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Overview

  • 14 references 8 Confirmed & Positive
  • Fluent in English; learning Spanish
  • 37, Female
  • Member since 2008
  • Bike Mechanic/Restoration Artist/Graphic designer
  • Sum edukation, butt clud use mor.
  • From San Francisco
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About Me

CURRENT MISSION

Licking my elbow. Which I heard can turn me into a boy.

ABOUT ME

K is for kooky
E is for Emerald City, my Dad is Oz
L is for Lobotomy
L is also for Lycanthropy (look it up)
Y is for Yin and Yang, my left and right ears.
...

D is for...nah, that's enough

I'm a lean, mean (not really), dancin' machine! If there's one thing I'd like to do on a Friday night, it's dance! And NO, not because my name is Kelly Dancer, but because that's the most beautiful art a physical body can make without supplies.
Keep your drink, hand me a paint brush.
Keep your weed, hand me a wrench.
That doesn't mean I don't enjoy the two now and again, but today I feel PRODUCTIVE!

PHILOSOPHY

It's important to be as goofy and weird as possible during a first impression. That way, when people really get to know you, it is a billion times BETTER than they expected :)

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

The best I can for the situation I'm in.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I have hosted more than I have surfed. I'd like to surf more, but first I need to hop on board!

Interests

I am completely and utterly interested in cartoons.
Ren and Stimpy has been a visually stimulating bible.

I also spend lots of hours building bikes twice a week for other people...for free...free bikes...no joke.

  • arts
  • dancing
  • drinking
  • cartoons
  • painting
  • cycling

Music, Movies, and Books

I LOVE THEM!!! Right now my favorite band is Little Dragon. I used to listen to The Pixies as religiously, but times change and so do I. I'm into graphic novels and bike manuals as of lately.
If I could recommend on graphic novel...today!...it would be "Jimmy Corrigan The Smartest Kid on Earth." All together the book is pretty dark and says nothing about me, but everything about the books and art I like to look at.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

I've seen someone cough sneeze and fart at the same time. Oh what a glorious day that was!

Teach, Learn, Share

I can teach you how to fix your bike.
I can learn me something about you and the people in this world
And I can share with you my artsy skills and make you a pretty picture to put up on your wall!

Countries I’ve Visited

Belgium, China, Costa Rica, Spain, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

United States

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