CURRENT MISSION

people of zee wurl, relax

ABOUT ME

My friends and family tell me I am very special. Sometimes I think that's because I can do that thing where you roll your tongue into a circle, but maybe it is for other reasons. For one, I am very intelligent. I can write with all 28 letters of the alphabet, even the invisible ones. I can do math and I can add and subtract too! I also write this silly little campus comedy magazine called The Red Herring. Oh you haven't heard of it? That's weird since the writer of the Transformers movie totally wrote for it back in the 80s. You really ought to read more university student-run publications, yeesh.

PHILOSOPHY

Dropping rhymes, learning to freestyle, always railing against the forces and inspiring as many people as possible in a day.

Interests

Louis CK, This American Life and the Moth, summer reading lists, my bike (affectionately nicknamed 'the blade'), Nicholas Cage, smooth vibrations, kittens, puns, red wine, cheesecake and curly fries (but not together) and miniature things

• writing
• wine
• red wine
• running
• reading
• cycling
• mathematics

Music, Movies, and Books

Books: Con Air: A Novel

Movies: Con Air

Music: Con Air-the Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

Thanks Erhan and Hande for letting us sleep in your barn in Assos, Turkey. The sunset from the top of the temple of Athena over Lesvos was truly breathtaking.

Countries I’ve Visited

Canada, Greece, Israel, Turkey, United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada