CURRENT MISSION

Smuggle myself into a 1 foot cube, and hope that I will be delivered to the places I NEED to be.

ABOUT ME

When I was in highschool my perception of time would sometimes change dramatically. I was often scared and could not relate with this new reality or communicate with others. But I enjoyed these moments and found then interesting. Also, I could complete small mental tasks like reading much faster then when I was not going totally insane.

I have fond memories of these small, possibly brain damaging times.

PHILOSOPHY

I once saw a FULL GROWN MALE HUMAN try and complete 5 tasks at once. That man ended up with his hands and legs all tied up together, left unable to complete any more tasks. So take it easy and you wont be paralyzed for life.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

Every so often I talk about the wonders of the Internet. Couchsurfing usually takes up some of that conversation. I say positive things.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

I had an idea to center a party around the concept of carrying a couch around the City of Guelph. It was a great idea, but let me get something straight here: It NEVER happened.

Interests

Sneaking Around
Doubling Up
Unknowingly Gettings Pants by My Woman in Public
Holding Fake Car Auctions

• partying
• reading

Music, Movies, and Books

I listen to the HIVES on full blast.
I read the words of KURT VONNEGUT and scream.
I look at the movie BORAT and go buck wild.

Countries I’ve Visited

United States

Countries I’ve Lived In

Canada