CURRENT MISSION

Today was good. Today was fun. Tomorrow is another one

ABOUT ME

I do not remember being born, i must have blacked out but I do know that every day when the sun rises upon my pillow, I have an ultimate pleasure of being here. So take me, I am hallucinogenic. I like all types of nonsense. Fantasy is the essential garnish to living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a toilet roll. It enables you to laugh at a human's realities. I think of myself as a psuedo conscious twit, a sensitive thing with the soul of a clown that you will never see frown thats right i am señor brown.

PHILOSOPHY

Adults are just defunkt kids, who could be bothered with them!

我为什么加入 Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

i belly flop into the pool. I'd like to also meet every person alive and pinch a piece of their soul and give a slice of mine in exchange.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

i got nits, nuts, and Seymour Butts

兴趣

lets go for a surf, lets paint your feet, lets skateboard to your grandmas and eat boiled sweets, lets dig up your weeds and make your garden all buzzy, lets help some one out and pick wild mushys n get fuzzy. lets give a lot of lots, lets paint a ukelele and play it to raise some money, lets handcuff ourselves to a mountain and throw the police and thunder in jail

• flying
• gardening
• billiards
• painting
• surfing
• skateboarding
• business
• emergency services
• tourism

音乐、电影和书籍

All of it. The whole lot.

我做过的一件不可思议的事情

I done seen a man catch a piece of pineapple onto a taco, dolphin jumped me on a wave, did some nude bodysurfing, ate some termites, I always fly in my dreams, just everyone etc

教，学，和分享

painting, surfing, building, garden frolicing,,, If you want to surf our coast from midcoast, middleton, waitpinga, yorkes, cactus... that is possible, just ask. If you want to paint something we should do this. No matter where i live in this world I make it my business to be the best possible tour guide or a complete 110% money back guarantee, for a limited time only, 2 for 1 available, 95% fat free, chauffeur driven, personal butler, todo bien.

我游览过的国家

Argentina, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, France, Greece, Italy, Mexico, Morocco, Netherlands, Peru, Spain, Thailand, United States

我居住过的国家

Australia, Spain, Timor-Leste (East Timor), United Kingdom

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