CURRENT MISSION

i just want to keep my room clean for more than a couple of weeks!

ABOUT ME

i don't capitalize. i'm not a cyncic but most people fail to realize. i'm happy to discuss anything but i find that it's usually under-appreciated. in my experience, no one ever really wants what they've asked for. dole fruit juice pops are the best. yoga is harder than it looks but also more fun. i'll probably offend you at least once a day; probably more. i won't count the cost until afterwards. when it's time you'll have to tell, i'll have been concentrating on something else. i'll play the piano for you, if you ask nicely. i'll beat you at chess and scrabble. i will gloat, be prepared. i'll lose at cards. i will pout, be prepared. i can dance better than you. there is no shame in this. i don't watch tv. i won't know what you're talking about. i laugh at inappropriate things. i tell retard jokes. my nephew is retarded. i will make fun of your god. i'm less of a drunk than you might think. i'm lazy at certain things and very driven with others. i'll ask you uncomfortable questions to which i will actually expect an answer. i won't forget much. i won't lie to you.

PHILOSOPHY

there's always a little more time. until there isn't.

Why I’m on Couchsurfing

HOW I PARTICIPATE IN COUCHSURFING

i don't know yet. make a suggestion.

COUCHSURFING EXPERIENCE

looking to build some cred for when i wanna do some travelin'

Interests

pole-dancing. stronbow hard cider and darts! cool shower on a hot day.

• dancing
• yoga
• chess
• tv
• darts
• piano
• mathematics
• physics

Music, Movies, and Books

i like these things.

One Amazing Thing I’ve Done

ask me about the time i rafted down the green river. at midnight.

Teach, Learn, Share

ask me about physics. it's math for the rest of us!

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